you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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