dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he puts the penis in happiness.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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