Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's blow job season.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I believe in your delicious
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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