you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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