Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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