Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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