As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
