i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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