Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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