I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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