Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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