She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Someone signed my nipple.
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