YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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