She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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