Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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