Umm I'm too high to move.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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