yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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