I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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