I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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