How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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