Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She bit a glass in half.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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