Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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