You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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