why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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