I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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