So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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