Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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