You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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