I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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