so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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