I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
This show inspires me to have sex in space
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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