well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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