you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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