we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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