Yo dont text me then not text me
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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