man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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