I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
