there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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