Grow some girl-balls and come out already
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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