I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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