so that wasnt chicken after all
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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