How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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