Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
