IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
They have beer where we have blood.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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