Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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