Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So vagazzling was a success
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Randomize
