I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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