come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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