theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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