dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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